Abort, Retry, Fail?

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10 signs co-worker is a computer hacker.

1)You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000.

2)He’s won the Publisher’s Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running.

3)When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.

4)Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

5)Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.

6)Mumbled, “Oh, puh-leeez” 95 times during the movie “The Net”.

7)Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments.

8)Video dating profile lists “public-key encryption” among turn-ons.

9)When his computer starts up, you hear, “Good Morning, Mr. President”.

10)You hear him murmur, “Let’s see you use that Visa card now, dumbass.”

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Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.
Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949.

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943.

This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.
Western Union internal memo, 1876

640K ought to be enough for anybody.
Bill Gates, 1981

But what … is it good for?
Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.

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“Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (B)ater no primeiro inocente que encontrar pela frente?”

“Ontem à noite eu tive um sonho: 50.347.945.121.123 bytes free.”

“Quem ri por último é porque está conectado a 14.400.”

” Não ouse pegar esse telefone só para pedir socorro aos bombeiros! Estou no meio de um download! “

“Pirataria é crime. Não ataque navios.”

” Papai , o que quer dizer FORMATANDO DRIVE C: ? “

“Recebi e-mails, logo existo !”

“De onde viemos? Para onde vamos? Lá tem Internet?”

“A vida é um eterno Upgrade…”

“Leve um imã para passear em sua caixa de disquetes…”

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